Would you like to contact me?
Wonderful.. I'd love to hear from you.
But please read the NOTE below first.
NOTE: No unsolicited commercial E-mail is tolerated.
I do NOT need any commercial promotion schemes.
I am NOT balding or overweight so do not need any information on Minoxydol
(however you spell it) or weight-loss programs.
I have no interest in looking at dirty pictures on the Internet.
(OK well maybe I do.. But I can find them on my own!!!)
Since most pyramid schemes include at least one participant from the United States,
the "Cc:" field of my replies to them usually include initials such as "IRS", "USPIS", "NFIC", and "FTC".
I don't like spam
(I am not referring to Spam, the lunch meat, which comes in handy for earthquake preparedness kits etc.)
I have no need to purchase any bulk e-mail software and use it to piss off the Internet community and lose my Internet account.
If I want to piss off somebody, I'll do it on a one-to-one basis.
I refuse to purchase ANYTHING that is advertised by means of Unsolicited Commercial E-mail. Do not consider the existence of an e-mail address on my site and a request for comments on my site as any justification for sending me any commercial promotion whatsoever.
Now.. send me email. *wink*